Friday, December 3, 2010

The Potato Eater

Attn. HDQ:

I was able to access a bag of small round potatoes and commence analysis on four samples. In my benefit was Mum's lack of knowledge or understanding as to where I was finding the potatoes, allowing me to seize one after another for almost an hour. Each acquisition was taken into my plush laboratory in the warm kitchen corner, where I was able to execute my nibble experiments for considerable time thanks to my stealth thievery.

Mr. Mustard