tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8920851797005951012024-02-07T20:40:38.654-08:00CliffordCliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-18929388159352921652011-09-29T09:02:00.000-07:002011-09-29T09:02:30.577-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">ATTN HQ:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Following the return of my family I have kept a much closer eye on all of them, especially Mum. They may have escaped once (thanks again to everyone at Air Canada, and all the koalas, for bringing my family back to me); I assure you it will never happen again.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">In return for abiding by house rules, I have been promised to be brought on more outings - allowing me to see for myself what they do away from the superstructure. I will wear sweaters to disguise myself as some cute wiener dog.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Mum hasn't been well, which has worried me. <i>Nothing</i> can happen to her, she's too important to my plan..., and it's not time yet. I haven't left her bedside, doorside, footside. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">She seems to be misinterpreting this as "Love", or affection. Ridiculous [snort]. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I'll play along because the snuggles are great, like any great spy would (right, James?) </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I actually think her assumption of love may work in my favour, get me closer. </div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">We already know how this story ends, and it certainly is not by infectious disease.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzDSzoyfGqMhb7P-kuz3qTCAMrdozT119MKZj0_NRyMubnQ_3QOXtlgVUtkY3byt0PkJh1JWX7y_wGG2N1iwMTiKfYPIo6uvQG5fQEwVYkeFs_A0qF11o-kxGNrgAxAtigGHptgPDxVD8/s1600/AisforWienerDog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="348" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzDSzoyfGqMhb7P-kuz3qTCAMrdozT119MKZj0_NRyMubnQ_3QOXtlgVUtkY3byt0PkJh1JWX7y_wGG2N1iwMTiKfYPIo6uvQG5fQEwVYkeFs_A0qF11o-kxGNrgAxAtigGHptgPDxVD8/s400/AisforWienerDog.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>It just isn't time yet.<br />
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Until then, I will stay by her side, I will be cute, I will accept all the loving I am given and give back with some good ol' fashioned wiener dog smothering. She loves that - they all do.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Mr. MustardCliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-87937208876510194472011-08-31T09:30:00.000-07:002011-08-31T09:30:23.875-07:00Wordless Wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg88F7llgMLBY3XIRA41bEgPJxuEDwDDeo1_NWoxOtTRSaz1A1OQU2PpzWB2NbnlGdcBnrgOiVWDmffaLyV53d6ucgepVetN6oBJ8yGgTTCyH04Cmo5rrcDCZS1GG3HflbzsEh7j-foWro/s1600/clifford1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg88F7llgMLBY3XIRA41bEgPJxuEDwDDeo1_NWoxOtTRSaz1A1OQU2PpzWB2NbnlGdcBnrgOiVWDmffaLyV53d6ucgepVetN6oBJ8yGgTTCyH04Cmo5rrcDCZS1GG3HflbzsEh7j-foWro/s400/clifford1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-neLtTwf9JsOgGSUWpAgVtGS27i2IG23oj7IrbIuS1avEGBgOSPHIgtLlGY_BGUQSL-ZARfhupn6p-NeSYGIHBKnJ15HKpOtb9jexVaOy3t4Xz0DiKfQRVnm_7BijCQsEathm1SqP8xk/s1600/Clifford3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-neLtTwf9JsOgGSUWpAgVtGS27i2IG23oj7IrbIuS1avEGBgOSPHIgtLlGY_BGUQSL-ZARfhupn6p-NeSYGIHBKnJ15HKpOtb9jexVaOy3t4Xz0DiKfQRVnm_7BijCQsEathm1SqP8xk/s400/Clifford3.jpg" width="332" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD7ZOLQ0grLs51LWaO4YActP2XKoDor6LkA4l7Kbw2dZJwSYM7Bsru8sm6QR0jXUe1hKgX5ZaE6kI5DHLzWlLXx9FrQTEuQ-sYgQtAfQzqXabPy-8IPmWo90f0RCO7_32GepEHjGAW08U/s1600/Clifford4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhD7ZOLQ0grLs51LWaO4YActP2XKoDor6LkA4l7Kbw2dZJwSYM7Bsru8sm6QR0jXUe1hKgX5ZaE6kI5DHLzWlLXx9FrQTEuQ-sYgQtAfQzqXabPy-8IPmWo90f0RCO7_32GepEHjGAW08U/s400/Clifford4.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-9946919626866937742011-07-06T08:53:00.003-07:002011-07-06T08:53:26.363-07:00Wordless Wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRetTNo4_yK1w4-NS6-haypR2Q54kD9Y3hjh5IxXeQuJRdf8maCFEChng347OwxlC0yRMyRGdAlMUXRPdOiQA00g22z0ISyvB9kr3AryWXzpUqVxDnMVs_roM71ok-xueLkpLs9p34Zes/s1600/clifford9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRetTNo4_yK1w4-NS6-haypR2Q54kD9Y3hjh5IxXeQuJRdf8maCFEChng347OwxlC0yRMyRGdAlMUXRPdOiQA00g22z0ISyvB9kr3AryWXzpUqVxDnMVs_roM71ok-xueLkpLs9p34Zes/s400/clifford9.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-5211537086930786362011-07-05T08:24:00.000-07:002011-07-05T08:27:17.576-07:00Attn HQ:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">Evidence that I am an experienced hoverdog...</div><div style="text-align: center;">both on land, </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9GTiNIMytazMOhFn0aB2Vfdx4QZy1T-tPz2B9UMDt8LKUgdItsB6cOikUMR55-XzMsBa_Qt5Dphlv_yEjs7xHQuEQCwIsOJ4JKzWd7mfNBo906eODcIb8Qx4eM04xv43qUeG1viYn7Q0/s1600/clifford2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9GTiNIMytazMOhFn0aB2Vfdx4QZy1T-tPz2B9UMDt8LKUgdItsB6cOikUMR55-XzMsBa_Qt5Dphlv_yEjs7xHQuEQCwIsOJ4JKzWd7mfNBo906eODcIb8Qx4eM04xv43qUeG1viYn7Q0/s400/clifford2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">and on water.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnj7sh68Qt7P8J3SVmRvCf_aBIRuj_7RsyGFhCQUY20z_vQBzPxanJ9isJhjv_Y6bNHulNoSxUnw9m5STgLh_0EvGmZU3KlEOLFar19dpAXEWNovd0pC0-IafC0yY2V-W3zTjzELFa8Fc/s1600/clifford5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnj7sh68Qt7P8J3SVmRvCf_aBIRuj_7RsyGFhCQUY20z_vQBzPxanJ9isJhjv_Y6bNHulNoSxUnw9m5STgLh_0EvGmZU3KlEOLFar19dpAXEWNovd0pC0-IafC0yY2V-W3zTjzELFa8Fc/s400/clifford5.jpg" width="400" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOx4M1MzRB4uZcJIPA1_PnyLydsCQanErZmXmLE14wmERAlEiy7CwBnQmbkveHR5bX87yejvkRToNvd7in6bPzzLh27xSouN57VLHDkZKj9Zna9C71xaBjcm10YVX5ORWglxfmm91O_AM/s1600/clifford6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOx4M1MzRB4uZcJIPA1_PnyLydsCQanErZmXmLE14wmERAlEiy7CwBnQmbkveHR5bX87yejvkRToNvd7in6bPzzLh27xSouN57VLHDkZKj9Zna9C71xaBjcm10YVX5ORWglxfmm91O_AM/s400/clifford6.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0RaQU0qsMpYIH0-Q4Y4Ct5IBqPCEsKLthHlAJ0iTl-TUeWXqNxRKX31zuhJPuwpybWkZWSZOVt6Z-bQKOqy8J0JMgXf2xtBz2W20SCWb5QLdNKnfm_uDJndXlfUD8IvsYk-7Ev7LHfGs/s1600/clifford11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0RaQU0qsMpYIH0-Q4Y4Ct5IBqPCEsKLthHlAJ0iTl-TUeWXqNxRKX31zuhJPuwpybWkZWSZOVt6Z-bQKOqy8J0JMgXf2xtBz2W20SCWb5QLdNKnfm_uDJndXlfUD8IvsYk-7Ev7LHfGs/s400/clifford11.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEht7WMIEjWsEAYsEvJ13zFpRCi8gZdlxoitmeQuknhcxY-tGAw5hyphenhyphen-nhZY11jtuavgOaQsxlZGGC3QxMS3_hYwI3eP053qaX7cFpD2BbGU2hmSgjrj5Lw3Q6ts8PIv_j_BJ0T1Wr83yQv0/s1600/clifford7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEht7WMIEjWsEAYsEvJ13zFpRCi8gZdlxoitmeQuknhcxY-tGAw5hyphenhyphen-nhZY11jtuavgOaQsxlZGGC3QxMS3_hYwI3eP053qaX7cFpD2BbGU2hmSgjrj5Lw3Q6ts8PIv_j_BJ0T1Wr83yQv0/s400/clifford7.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Sincerely,<br />
Mr. Mustard (Superfly Wiener)Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-62042076715716602582011-07-01T05:42:00.000-07:002011-07-01T05:42:38.148-07:00Attn HQ:<br />
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I pretended to be lazily laying in the warm grass, but really I was there to taste it.<br />
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At your service,<br />
Mr. MustardCliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-19673379235424969792011-06-16T17:10:00.000-07:002011-06-16T17:10:55.893-07:00Attn HQ:<br />
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My assignment in the garden is bustling, but here I blossom under the sun, in the air. I am the garden dog. These are MY flowers. As you will learn I am very close to total garden possession.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8ghJhhVWfYtuSUHr5dH78QsMK-xVx_0-vGqeR3f8bWWF_rUQ0GI8yRijEtOUpcm-0g_Aor2v36yXvOYNx4wi79uOR_yvkad21xLudKr6ds0rfk1q0RGWaYoTI8b0utSbA8fIjCKoSQOc/s1600/Clifford6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8ghJhhVWfYtuSUHr5dH78QsMK-xVx_0-vGqeR3f8bWWF_rUQ0GI8yRijEtOUpcm-0g_Aor2v36yXvOYNx4wi79uOR_yvkad21xLudKr6ds0rfk1q0RGWaYoTI8b0utSbA8fIjCKoSQOc/s400/Clifford6.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> Pretty soon I will fill all this space with more flowers for me...only me, all for me.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPI8RdWUoLqoI7capiq-Vm4pdFdSZthJcaamrpAZuxZodulIwbhRH3aTMK5UdaTKjL1NseIce-n8YaarZl_9x0PQs9oBzYzI_olgGE_caljnppNM7Mkg56J_47zi2PXgz4mnnASGYrxhY/s1600/clifford2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPI8RdWUoLqoI7capiq-Vm4pdFdSZthJcaamrpAZuxZodulIwbhRH3aTMK5UdaTKjL1NseIce-n8YaarZl_9x0PQs9oBzYzI_olgGE_caljnppNM7Mkg56J_47zi2PXgz4mnnASGYrxhY/s400/clifford2.jpg" width="265" /></a></div>Around some of the larger flower beds Mum and Dad have erected a small fence - enough to deter and Basset Hound, and clear enough for a Golden Retriever to understand, but I am but a wiener dog...just a cute little wiener dog who sometimes loses my way and wanders though the fence.<br />
I've discovered that by using my charm and small brown eyes I am able to avoid reprimand for crossing the garden border.<br />
Soon ALL the garden flowers will be mine.Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-62742039399686203672011-06-08T05:38:00.000-07:002011-06-08T05:38:56.745-07:00Wordless Wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE7MdowiSKmXWWGOum0hFpl7Hpmp-bAeLHFgFofj8kOiqDNHfE1ka3itwNa-EJB-PI1_oAogdEf1mQWVkVEzp13KJ7_ZdOAKsZhO3Pwxc0vW1CKOGn7po_YQzP_EuoJx3-USZN9iubSdQ/s1600/Clifford4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a></div><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg50W-NACNdH7SwF_3xrW9qQEEBkqv8yYXKamILq9J9Y_5INqUiOj97qj5cZRraqJryfqaGfPiDiWWCr5NV2ExD3zBL08I3UIBukN4MCWCIep2BkxCUR3z_OQPScLfZItQiiXXq0OPQyGU/s1600/CliffordsBirthday.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg50W-NACNdH7SwF_3xrW9qQEEBkqv8yYXKamILq9J9Y_5INqUiOj97qj5cZRraqJryfqaGfPiDiWWCr5NV2ExD3zBL08I3UIBukN4MCWCIep2BkxCUR3z_OQPScLfZItQiiXXq0OPQyGU/s640/CliffordsBirthday.jpg" width="416" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Celebrating one year of being <b>me</b>. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Just the night before there was a great discussion about the 'no dogs on the table rule', but there I am trotting around on the table in the family birthday hat. I wasn't able to wear it long enough to fully understand the magic it possesses, and I'll have to wait a whole year to wear it again. Now I understand why Gromit was so excited to see it again he couldn't resist trying to nibble it off my head (which is how I ended up on the table for some photos).</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">My birthday was lacking a cake but we did get some more liver treats, which will have to do. There were no sausages or wieners either, for which I will file a letter of complaint. The day before was filled with vegetables falling to the floor, including a large chunk of cucumber and a great number of peas. All the leftovers from Mother's day overwhelmed the fridge allowing for no more additions to the feast. Instead I was given a long red long-doggie stuffy (photos to follow) to interrogate, and a new polka dot leash (Mum says all the tough guys have them) which will allow me to extend the same distance as Gromit and Claire on our leash-walks. I've been promised special sausages in my honour "some day soon"...pfft.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">A few days ago we went to the Tree Farm where I continued to collect geomatic data for my secret project. The place is a labyrinth for the curious and brave explorer such as me. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9sm4p_ReHzJFmBXjEJOq8MXr9WJV1ys5cW4LokR8brnLH-16WpS9lsRtGwBT3H6C8PeJ27l6saHM4_gTzYXB2iHjC0lGwxmk3OynwfdNuw_i5qnnLsJWSJq1IKDzR7B06YqMXODpvBo0/s1600/littledogbigforest.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9sm4p_ReHzJFmBXjEJOq8MXr9WJV1ys5cW4LokR8brnLH-16WpS9lsRtGwBT3H6C8PeJ27l6saHM4_gTzYXB2iHjC0lGwxmk3OynwfdNuw_i5qnnLsJWSJq1IKDzR7B06YqMXODpvBo0/s400/littledogbigforest.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div></div><div style="text-align: center;">Many sticks were taken into custody by Claire, and barked at be myself and Gromit.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8U2S6cZv1Am6Pyx6wFyqdiqx_VUbLkJVoXuLKr8-nm4vB3zo6vWIJfmT3W5zSsjpVmRMYdbfTq6UYelQ53KNlGaCutP82CfPEFt-sVp2zsQ8z1JEi01778SrcD-SAbjJOt-sGxmdDKa4/s1600/dogs2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="263" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8U2S6cZv1Am6Pyx6wFyqdiqx_VUbLkJVoXuLKr8-nm4vB3zo6vWIJfmT3W5zSsjpVmRMYdbfTq6UYelQ53KNlGaCutP82CfPEFt-sVp2zsQ8z1JEi01778SrcD-SAbjJOt-sGxmdDKa4/s400/dogs2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I covered most of the enchanted forest with my luck dragon, </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">though Claire though we were merely playing a game of capture the flag..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8U2S6cZv1Am6Pyx6wFyqdiqx_VUbLkJVoXuLKr8-nm4vB3zo6vWIJfmT3W5zSsjpVmRMYdbfTq6UYelQ53KNlGaCutP82CfPEFt-sVp2zsQ8z1JEi01778SrcD-SAbjJOt-sGxmdDKa4/s1600/dogs2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-aw6WNTti1HJYvBraX8fTDqKOFcVYgs5M9dcnihvWgXMkWXHZlNcgRyvLfIRZlXkoJ07WWuBleiYZHrkokzdG205QHV9ixaYLsoPVj6DWgSBOa-7QciBD_c5LVnjqK42fdwXyZB5suk/s1600/ClaireandClifford.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB-aw6WNTti1HJYvBraX8fTDqKOFcVYgs5M9dcnihvWgXMkWXHZlNcgRyvLfIRZlXkoJ07WWuBleiYZHrkokzdG205QHV9ixaYLsoPVj6DWgSBOa-7QciBD_c5LVnjqK42fdwXyZB5suk/s400/ClaireandClifford.jpg" width="365" /></a></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8U2S6cZv1Am6Pyx6wFyqdiqx_VUbLkJVoXuLKr8-nm4vB3zo6vWIJfmT3W5zSsjpVmRMYdbfTq6UYelQ53KNlGaCutP82CfPEFt-sVp2zsQ8z1JEi01778SrcD-SAbjJOt-sGxmdDKa4/s1600/dogs2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a><br />
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The maps will follow.<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Mr. Mustard<br />
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</div>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-27709262439260725102011-05-04T04:52:00.000-07:002011-05-04T04:52:43.886-07:00Wordless Wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH2pNrARKCFmCZtLoVcyFmkgBdR0KrphaAYU2oKB0sPmidcLY7upBxwlfrSzpf0qFm64N1nnRdDttdUoQd7AbZQJpBnMVN65FF2PT6Jv9uHf0T4ZTO2NDSMqPFExSNEAkTqOZOVxIHEgo/s1600/Clifford1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH2pNrARKCFmCZtLoVcyFmkgBdR0KrphaAYU2oKB0sPmidcLY7upBxwlfrSzpf0qFm64N1nnRdDttdUoQd7AbZQJpBnMVN65FF2PT6Jv9uHf0T4ZTO2NDSMqPFExSNEAkTqOZOVxIHEgo/s400/Clifford1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9TpgOM4J6aDSB3evly2FUrO3zpDxy6tzKXHDyL5YQ9dWBnzPvtID6naL3CV0_CUj2oOhxVIRtMJqMXRqqenVmDmjwIk5Jq_ZFJjIUSFeN0FTtWeG3Wzd1beVr4bU66K-PMiYbTCp8xII/s1600/Clifford2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9TpgOM4J6aDSB3evly2FUrO3zpDxy6tzKXHDyL5YQ9dWBnzPvtID6naL3CV0_CUj2oOhxVIRtMJqMXRqqenVmDmjwIk5Jq_ZFJjIUSFeN0FTtWeG3Wzd1beVr4bU66K-PMiYbTCp8xII/s400/Clifford2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghMZo5c75xlbMBA-YYXq9Eh7vWRb86PW3mJA0Tqlmfi4KTDh_eKd7aRhANP0bRaW4S05O6iQcFAfQnd0-kK79nvlPFq7kMaDJTAWNcvFbzCFvtwo9L41TbGWDNdzh2uHLNLTJ7U1_1eYc/s1600/Clifford3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghMZo5c75xlbMBA-YYXq9Eh7vWRb86PW3mJA0Tqlmfi4KTDh_eKd7aRhANP0bRaW4S05O6iQcFAfQnd0-kK79nvlPFq7kMaDJTAWNcvFbzCFvtwo9L41TbGWDNdzh2uHLNLTJ7U1_1eYc/s640/Clifford3.jpg" width="424" /></a></div>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-84824020439349787912011-05-03T18:51:00.000-07:002011-05-03T18:52:05.527-07:00Attn HQ:<br />
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There were three of us (dogs) to the one duck. A pink duck at that, given to Claire for Easter. It was easily captured... too easily. It remains with us, now unstuffed having revealed everything he knew. Unfortunately we didn't learn anything we don't already know about stuffed ducks. It turns out <i>pink</i> ducks are rather dumb, not very capable, and are generally only of interest for their looks.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I took it upon myself to take this ridiculous, gorgeous beast back to my new baby blue bed</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(Mum says all the tough guys have them).</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5nUTNOHt5BmQ8sy63Gx9sSHp1eRLEflEMCKP5FzixypD5VHnOGmSF29fMOoyCP44PklrVakpiHxtiyviwQWtT2lmnC6uXSCn9HgaAS_dvRPZoMF0jvGMWWjXVh4PchQLyPkiLT3bw1-g/s1600/Clifford3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5nUTNOHt5BmQ8sy63Gx9sSHp1eRLEflEMCKP5FzixypD5VHnOGmSF29fMOoyCP44PklrVakpiHxtiyviwQWtT2lmnC6uXSCn9HgaAS_dvRPZoMF0jvGMWWjXVh4PchQLyPkiLT3bw1-g/s400/Clifford3.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him</i>...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigIXEGs2Yc0GEeIRWeeb2ZAwP1_ynRQcx1g-9Fzwfzd3zAxwe3gTpGX752l9vSdjOqeiAnYhsLwjkuh4SBY7o8oiizqfBt4q6EpDw8AORH_k2gwuNYwxJPbpglccBMem3d2BCL2-5MIGo/s1600/Clifford4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigIXEGs2Yc0GEeIRWeeb2ZAwP1_ynRQcx1g-9Fzwfzd3zAxwe3gTpGX752l9vSdjOqeiAnYhsLwjkuh4SBY7o8oiizqfBt4q6EpDw8AORH_k2gwuNYwxJPbpglccBMem3d2BCL2-5MIGo/s400/Clifford4.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">..and nibbled upon his beak.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6c_nSHyjVTp6BwAWH0KVvnJ4BtZS2DifYlKozphrPYjkC4uJEMKRPevL4hEs5ZDispwQtNiiKN-5YKWc3gXogk_Sq3qapycqMw6KQZfx0UZxeD4y59iKZpw5c88d_3X49nEPZJwGBOmQ/s1600/Clifford2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6c_nSHyjVTp6BwAWH0KVvnJ4BtZS2DifYlKozphrPYjkC4uJEMKRPevL4hEs5ZDispwQtNiiKN-5YKWc3gXogk_Sq3qapycqMw6KQZfx0UZxeD4y59iKZpw5c88d_3X49nEPZJwGBOmQ/s400/Clifford2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">If caught in the act always look your most innocent. It always works for me.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn4SLATYY3nZbroQK0Fc-V_JMbliJaWvKDhquJJXWVDWBYGS2-D8If-gX4H5k0OiA1aR-Max1h30aDC822_XrhHB49MrVoBzaQ5r-gXIHHTZDf7OHFAcC3vVNqhtIIbk4HQG74iisg9FY/s1600/Clifford5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn4SLATYY3nZbroQK0Fc-V_JMbliJaWvKDhquJJXWVDWBYGS2-D8If-gX4H5k0OiA1aR-Max1h30aDC822_XrhHB49MrVoBzaQ5r-gXIHHTZDf7OHFAcC3vVNqhtIIbk4HQG74iisg9FY/s400/Clifford5.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I returned Claire's duck (she might have taken it from me) but I have had it in my possession since. <i>Desire of having is the sin of covetousness.</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Along with my new blue bed, I was also given a set of keys of which I can only have to examine while we are confined to our dog condos. The puzzles continue to keep me sharp, and on top of my game, but these keys are a great mystery. What will they unlock, what secret chewable door will they open? These are questions I hope to have answered for you soon. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Until then,..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Sincerely,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Mr. Mustard</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><i>(thank you Mr. William Shakespeare)</i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">I don't know who he is calling me <i>small</i>. <br />
What I lack in the physical, I make up for in personality and command.</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>ATTN HQ:<br />
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I can explain the photo: I only turned my back on him for a second. There was a flat squirrel,<i> invisible to the human eye</i>, in the backyard. Only I saw it, only I barked. This is why you have me posted here, among my many other assignments within the superstructure I am always alert, aware of my surroundings, aware of things no one else sees or hears.<br />
<br />
Ever since Stanley showed up all he's done is take pictures and file reports, which is very suspicious; but from what I can tell he is completely unaware that he is made of paper and that to a dog, he is edible. He claims he's not a spy, and that he's innocently reporting to children in Australia about what it's like here in Canada. I don't trust him, though I don't consider him a threat. He seems to believe I am just a cute, sausage dog.<br />
Even Mum and Dad know I can do him harm because they won't leave me alone with him, and always place him high on a bookshelf where (they think) I can't reach him. For now he's safe with them, but it's only a matter of time.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Mr. MustardCliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-21998041776469681322011-03-16T08:07:00.000-07:002011-03-16T08:07:17.702-07:00Wordless Wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAQs9wmw5QNNmQKI8XU8MzRQhzO6V0B2Sr-miqZmg2G9QaWNv6Vq9JMqG4E1A7DGjrINvbO8KxFTfCXJ8Ox0HFUyZzn0Oq0zWe4XRucqSeqOhyioxoLm5ZwOsr5u76TQ_K7-OyiD4ppO8/s1600/Clifford1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAQs9wmw5QNNmQKI8XU8MzRQhzO6V0B2Sr-miqZmg2G9QaWNv6Vq9JMqG4E1A7DGjrINvbO8KxFTfCXJ8Ox0HFUyZzn0Oq0zWe4XRucqSeqOhyioxoLm5ZwOsr5u76TQ_K7-OyiD4ppO8/s400/Clifford1.jpg" width="347" /></a></div>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-22184210573491470162011-03-04T06:32:00.000-08:002011-03-23T07:47:07.973-07:00ATTN HQ:<br />
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Moneypenny, let me tell you the secret of the world. Red wine (when you get the chance to stick your nose in a glass), and white ..cheese. I suspect the many cheese cubes treats we've been given lately were tampered with, but I was able to avoid being made a fool. Claire was not so lucky - in fact I believe she's the only one took the pieces with pills. Gromit and I just ate cheese. It was delightful.<br />
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Gromit has been sleeping on the job lately, especially in sunbeams. Chops would not be impressed with Gromit's security tactics, <i>tsk, tsk</i>.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgDVBY5svI1JU63AXwLrlkEjZA1cMno5w2HMdltFoL5nRPd1r1dm_LsJ0-bm1friErz5zDJa_2R6e8eb75PEIDxzgHhpHBijge8OjgRO2wHKZaD3-y8bwaLiwdn3NmyBYc5XWghFBMmS0/s1600/sharingasunbeam2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgDVBY5svI1JU63AXwLrlkEjZA1cMno5w2HMdltFoL5nRPd1r1dm_LsJ0-bm1friErz5zDJa_2R6e8eb75PEIDxzgHhpHBijge8OjgRO2wHKZaD3-y8bwaLiwdn3NmyBYc5XWghFBMmS0/s320/sharingasunbeam2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>I'm alert though, I'm always on the job. Wherever Mum goes I go. When she moves my eyes move - even if you<i> think</i> I'm sleeping, I'm not..I'm waiting.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I travel, sort of a licensed trouble shooter. By day I attached myself to laps and feet, and stay within the same room as my assignment at all times -even in the bathroom. Especially in the bathroom. Nightly recently, my interest turns to Dad (who comes and goes in his mysterious ways) who I have discovered is easily wooed into a snuggle, then stunned and momentarily paralyzed by my infallibly cold, wet nose. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Though I was once again dusted with sugar in the kitchen, the Cone-of-Distinction has not returned. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Sincerely,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Mr. Mustard</div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-90858441048486268172011-03-02T17:34:00.000-08:002011-03-02T17:37:29.231-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">The great Overdog </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">That heavenly beast </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">With a star in one eye </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">Gives a leap in the east.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">He dances upright </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">All the way to the west </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">And never once drops </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">On his forefeet to rest.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">I'm a poor underdog, </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">But tonight I will bark </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">With the great Overdog </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">That romps through the dark. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;"><i>Canis Major</i></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #333333; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre;">Robert Frost</span>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-10799991401684567702011-02-23T05:11:00.000-08:002011-02-23T05:11:04.260-08:00Wordless Wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK8OgPQA64Zqfy5sLnB25StzIbBZHaFRpaEygMACpCKPA703Cq_I-vnwY8m5tt14qx7PDLM7sn2TzJOwIIqk_CkELGIq8y0-eG7GhmK5Is1g8OBg7KQc6ngszFeVvl-dBaTGr-_yQ0nJk/s1600/hounds1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK8OgPQA64Zqfy5sLnB25StzIbBZHaFRpaEygMACpCKPA703Cq_I-vnwY8m5tt14qx7PDLM7sn2TzJOwIIqk_CkELGIq8y0-eG7GhmK5Is1g8OBg7KQc6ngszFeVvl-dBaTGr-_yQ0nJk/s400/hounds1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-32104969921056716492011-02-16T07:34:00.000-08:002011-02-16T07:34:39.629-08:00Wordless Wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Michael Pollan has been quoted, "I would quicken at the sight of a ripe tomato, sounding its redness from deep amidst the undifferentiated green". I agree. There is nothing more suspicious than a red tomato. That is why I have taken it upon my spy self to capture and consume every tomato from the garden. I intend to assume control over the potted plant again this season.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5jMavFFfBIrA39poPuooVzA2WEVe4JkwGLpv5821HqvMnTcejY3Awb7aDrwq6rYEIThv795f0ZIU2Wr_KlgIxhpiKbwqq0BFkFgawTwKez9lcD7gvFCRboXN55BltBK37sR55xKKn3rE/s1600/Cliffordstomato.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="293" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5jMavFFfBIrA39poPuooVzA2WEVe4JkwGLpv5821HqvMnTcejY3Awb7aDrwq6rYEIThv795f0ZIU2Wr_KlgIxhpiKbwqq0BFkFgawTwKez9lcD7gvFCRboXN55BltBK37sR55xKKn3rE/s320/Cliffordstomato.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> I have dreams about giant cherry tomatoes taking over the yard,leaving no place for Professor Wensleydale, Claire, and myself to partake in rambunctious behaviour.<br />
In my dream I devour them one by one as they ripen.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicPWxj78Frf5gRCyAvdxRaBTOAA4LBU4xSq3FSx_-DRZG-FLKUrXvb5MRbraNXViQNMwtH6Tp9PjBaRFj5v1QqjU8ofOP3GLRBbJoTgkTOcRWNmnVisHPMN4hIhRcHSyFb6cgXYI8CEgs/s1600/Cliffordsgarden.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicPWxj78Frf5gRCyAvdxRaBTOAA4LBU4xSq3FSx_-DRZG-FLKUrXvb5MRbraNXViQNMwtH6Tp9PjBaRFj5v1QqjU8ofOP3GLRBbJoTgkTOcRWNmnVisHPMN4hIhRcHSyFb6cgXYI8CEgs/s320/Cliffordsgarden.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Sometimes I disguise myself in glasses and moustache, as a cigar smoking man of mystery<br />
while I scope and stalk the garden. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsVlmAZfQ74nmW1Zr_aRyo8TuSwwYDROX4528kNoM677BUk_orKeNTywGai1QOhWHur_I80JrFSRG2P_uNfK4hyCus1C3BEjVi-hD2xObAiiWghW1zEtswJSmpBU8lbZhLjoT_rm-Vz_M/s1600/cliffordblog2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsVlmAZfQ74nmW1Zr_aRyo8TuSwwYDROX4528kNoM677BUk_orKeNTywGai1QOhWHur_I80JrFSRG2P_uNfK4hyCus1C3BEjVi-hD2xObAiiWghW1zEtswJSmpBU8lbZhLjoT_rm-Vz_M/s320/cliffordblog2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I've also taken it upon myself to decapitate and eat various mustard coloured flowers. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguNmSEfg6-SRhaNUPZ99bB-FzQw-RmimCqRFw7_56l7gCm83tklkSdPHyUplMQ4dkHjXarb7rM0147-oPF2u2zR9-KLv0Vgx5QHXP6UPX772tSJWBqW1NNTIGNDeEPnq8xt0QWrw84Gwc/s1600/whoisthateatingmyflower.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguNmSEfg6-SRhaNUPZ99bB-FzQw-RmimCqRFw7_56l7gCm83tklkSdPHyUplMQ4dkHjXarb7rM0147-oPF2u2zR9-KLv0Vgx5QHXP6UPX772tSJWBqW1NNTIGNDeEPnq8xt0QWrw84Gwc/s320/whoisthateatingmyflower.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="http://gromitwensleydale.blogspot.com/2011/02/very-dear-season-for-cucumbers.html">As Gromit and Mum plan seeds for the garden</a>, I continue to prepare myself an invasion of tomatoes and other untrustworthy plants. <br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Mr. MustardCliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-892085179700595101.post-82305582214953705112011-02-09T17:46:00.000-08:002011-02-09T17:47:15.723-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">ATTN HQ:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I have been probed. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I was brought to a laboratory by my humans where I was examined, fondled, and adored by many. I was cleverly sedated, then dissected and studied to reveal all my special Clifford parts:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI5dr5pi5DyObKC7_pxJuIvwJJpYOwOLGchMsXiRNYOZoEW0L5LJ98C6hyphenhyphentttCkZAv6KVUjVnA_W7vTbYVshRy7BChvvOBSTmN984wqIUbqy7u7tzqeaLpgJ6TxuG3Mlw4UT5occYVVb0/s1600/whatCliffordismadeof.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="295" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI5dr5pi5DyObKC7_pxJuIvwJJpYOwOLGchMsXiRNYOZoEW0L5LJ98C6hyphenhyphentttCkZAv6KVUjVnA_W7vTbYVshRy7BChvvOBSTmN984wqIUbqy7u7tzqeaLpgJ6TxuG3Mlw4UT5occYVVb0/s400/whatCliffordismadeof.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>There was one part of me they didn't find, much to everyone's surprise. I've heard talk of a second dissection along with the use of an imaging machine to get a better picture of the mystery that is Clifford. They took something too...but I'm not sure exactly <i>what</i> yet.<br />
I have been placed in an inhibiting contraption / shield. It both prevents me from licking my belly wounds, and protects me from having my head inside <a href="http://gromitwensleydale.blogspot.com/">Gromit'</a>s mouth.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic_TgktxEyVy8MBW1nfBjRq4Fh6NtILHXf2Xe9s34lOT4iTl9JstHKWq9reOUof4zEcH1E1WDQIZhwVzyFiCUHTLN0xG8x9OEMat0lFwWJli1NsBO0TPvcUL7tCmVtlNoYsUyBAhpCx9k/s1600/cone1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic_TgktxEyVy8MBW1nfBjRq4Fh6NtILHXf2Xe9s34lOT4iTl9JstHKWq9reOUof4zEcH1E1WDQIZhwVzyFiCUHTLN0xG8x9OEMat0lFwWJli1NsBO0TPvcUL7tCmVtlNoYsUyBAhpCx9k/s320/cone1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I have been given much attention for it, with increases seen both in hugs and special favours.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh10SCN6w_-2ENCepx86BfP9XfYrRnydPjXc0Jf7iwuVhB9SPxx1oUEg1i1iEi4t0Xg4yNbU9ner_XMmJKVRfQUvPZqAmySa4d4y9xtiUoPv_niaEWTBYC_D4QcC5UPUq6LiHJEhY5p3Qg/s1600/cone4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh10SCN6w_-2ENCepx86BfP9XfYrRnydPjXc0Jf7iwuVhB9SPxx1oUEg1i1iEi4t0Xg4yNbU9ner_XMmJKVRfQUvPZqAmySa4d4y9xtiUoPv_niaEWTBYC_D4QcC5UPUq6LiHJEhY5p3Qg/s320/cone4.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Yoda of the cone am I. Wise with this cone, am I. The cone look good, I make, and proud, I feel proud.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrKlRZQCCImq18yoVM0uUod9V4YABxIjUdG1ooa6VtiHvcZ8LJOFTlWL2v79LptrEGmiWVYfOKOOmwlYASw-a5sDBUZDEGz5P16Lu0OwytzAx51Nk9mjaruz8F6mELxJOx5HztnMKKFE4/s1600/cone5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrKlRZQCCImq18yoVM0uUod9V4YABxIjUdG1ooa6VtiHvcZ8LJOFTlWL2v79LptrEGmiWVYfOKOOmwlYASw-a5sDBUZDEGz5P16Lu0OwytzAx51Nk9mjaruz8F6mELxJOx5HztnMKKFE4/s320/cone5.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sure, it has it's downfalls. I am able to hear the snickers of others circling around in the acoustics of my cone, and </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">finding my food is difficult.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNwz4l3Cqj8R-RqTXWKD8PPUdmVaFbttg-SJ9kvqCkKToo5-cLD9WVSgWzuwmvHS5bdSO31V1EQfL3DWAKdv0cAmeLcnoStqr7xZvN4A-Yge6rzRoIeS0tkgN_bV6XBdBiHwzYJWbgmxc/s1600/cone2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="171" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNwz4l3Cqj8R-RqTXWKD8PPUdmVaFbttg-SJ9kvqCkKToo5-cLD9WVSgWzuwmvHS5bdSO31V1EQfL3DWAKdv0cAmeLcnoStqr7xZvN4A-Yge6rzRoIeS0tkgN_bV6XBdBiHwzYJWbgmxc/s320/cone2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">But I've come to feel quite empowered by my cone, as it helps me absorb the written word.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt2FInm6kGiYkBZDw9IWkI9g14nrBK6drHykjONyxTDFTQ7G5dr3cTGqHsKD9MCrEOTvF37AM1LHLJCUEdzq3oBZtNk7zJpOJ7vi9YRd5j_3D0qYTVCZJYlV374klFKLXABU380Uwd7o4/s1600/cone3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="189" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt2FInm6kGiYkBZDw9IWkI9g14nrBK6drHykjONyxTDFTQ7G5dr3cTGqHsKD9MCrEOTvF37AM1LHLJCUEdzq3oBZtNk7zJpOJ7vi9YRd5j_3D0qYTVCZJYlV374klFKLXABU380Uwd7o4/s320/cone3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">This all began shortly after I was dusted by sugar in the kitchen one evening.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif68Z_hzzN0D6u-m15orOpyhYH-6QUSfwth3vtY7GwKuoxWgy9-tBXw99l6yWs9eK8nadi5spvFwx0TrlxvdZInkY967xvz-Cm6elOOWwZK2KZaswkTb2EGnKxpARKTHMN0-0wrHtWuTM/s1600/sugarsugarClifford.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="295" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif68Z_hzzN0D6u-m15orOpyhYH-6QUSfwth3vtY7GwKuoxWgy9-tBXw99l6yWs9eK8nadi5spvFwx0TrlxvdZInkY967xvz-Cm6elOOWwZK2KZaswkTb2EGnKxpARKTHMN0-0wrHtWuTM/s320/sugarsugarClifford.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Which led to an invasion of cupcakes of which I was forbidden to interrogate.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA9mDaIgA5R-oJHq95j2GRVOLMohI8DyEG_JEWbJ_RbGy0JZXwAf2PNRX329oRKaRUBA23wjHt_sNI4GPP-98T55FVk5J2BsOptbSW4mvt8NXV9RFUkxUrSaJBYEDgDF5IQ3-zirXklZI/s1600/cliffordcupcake.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA9mDaIgA5R-oJHq95j2GRVOLMohI8DyEG_JEWbJ_RbGy0JZXwAf2PNRX329oRKaRUBA23wjHt_sNI4GPP-98T55FVk5J2BsOptbSW4mvt8NXV9RFUkxUrSaJBYEDgDF5IQ3-zirXklZI/s320/cliffordcupcake.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I flew secretly to my secret location.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsGYM8KtLRIDVQyko9hUpa5LrNrx4qbRYS8-ltofjaTzWegK6DorcxK4S-1pjFqyw0BkuG02IAMck-yEGb7JbchMzxOnIQIahqBOLbH9ALg2buh9S9eND2iDYOYzpfs3uSqN5L2s1jnu4/s1600/cliffordfliesdownward.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsGYM8KtLRIDVQyko9hUpa5LrNrx4qbRYS8-ltofjaTzWegK6DorcxK4S-1pjFqyw0BkuG02IAMck-yEGb7JbchMzxOnIQIahqBOLbH9ALg2buh9S9eND2iDYOYzpfs3uSqN5L2s1jnu4/s200/cliffordfliesdownward.jpg" width="108" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKudLf7oI-jpZ5uXz7XS0ipGTWcU27HalmtSxId3tKON8Xesmmn9MO4guDvrkprT_jZFCC1GMWHmW4logT8y3ZT_0roGDjRVSt3q7_bclIcoXPvGhBRyFFZR6KNB6cIrNp2TgojtA6fcE/s1600/SuperClifford.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="139" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKudLf7oI-jpZ5uXz7XS0ipGTWcU27HalmtSxId3tKON8Xesmmn9MO4guDvrkprT_jZFCC1GMWHmW4logT8y3ZT_0roGDjRVSt3q7_bclIcoXPvGhBRyFFZR6KNB6cIrNp2TgojtA6fcE/s200/SuperClifford.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Sincerely,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Mr. Mustard</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWTAqEwwOblVWtjs0f9cNDGPv0lJrhd4iqEo7oABs3CB4RDkH4axKnoGuZ8aQVQO8zN3S88oWVi3tvhJvJx3nNst9s6DD5Cy7ErvkYo3BTuJd1OqZ_jYS5S1FPp-aB9IeS3tO5HFG4Qhk/s1600/SuperClifford2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWTAqEwwOblVWtjs0f9cNDGPv0lJrhd4iqEo7oABs3CB4RDkH4axKnoGuZ8aQVQO8zN3S88oWVi3tvhJvJx3nNst9s6DD5Cy7ErvkYo3BTuJd1OqZ_jYS5S1FPp-aB9IeS3tO5HFG4Qhk/s200/SuperClifford2.jpg" width="187" /></a></div>Cliffordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13103295635450425644noreply@blogger.com1